October, 2006


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Oct 06

and this:

all you people out there had better start watching Studio 60. you know who you are. if you don’t start watching, it’s going to get canceled (it’s getting very low ratings at the moment), and that’ll make me really angry. don’t make me come over there and make you watch it.


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Oct 06

Stuart: A Life Backwards, by Alexander Masters

I picked this book up because it had a quote on the front by Mark Haddon, who wrote The Curious Incident of the Dog in the NightTime, one of my favorite books ever, I think. (He’s got a new one out called A Spot of Bother that’s on my night-stand patiently waiting for me to get through my new McCarthy & Murakami & Maeda & Tufte & Woodward books. Yay!)

Anyway, I wasn’t really sure what to make of this book when I started — couldn’t really tell whether it was fiction or not (honestly).

It turns out to be quite real — a biographical account of a homeless person in Cambridge, England — “chaotic homeless” as Stuart calls himself. It’s a bit of an inside-out book, in that it tells the story of Stuart’s present-day life, but is interspersed with chapters describing earlier periods in his development, going backwards in time. So he gets progressively less screwed up and, in turn, more and more empathetic a character, until you get back to his very childhood. (Which, as you might expect was not perfect, although he never had a coat hanger in his eye, or at least not a documented one.)

Anyway, I really liked this book. It’s not like any other that I’ve read, and it’s such an authentic, careful, well-told story that I think it’s impossible not to get a lot out of reading it.

Contrast that to State of Denial, by Bob Woodward, which I’m reading right now. A lot like popcorn — easy to eat. Popcorn that kills your spirit, makes you feel dirty and gross, and wonder how the hell this guy ever got elected in the first (and 2nd) place. You know, like popcorn with that grody movie butter on it.


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Oct 06

coat hanger

yesterday was sort of freaky. everything ended up okay, but a few scary moments. i was taking care of sam at home for a bit (kathy had a meeting up in SF), and while she was driving home, sam & i were in the bedroom getting ready for me to go to work. i noticed he had a coat hanger in his mouth, which i asked him for and he happily gave me (what a sweet kid). i turned around to get my shirt off the bed, and he started screaming — he had somehow hooked the curvy part of another hanger under his eyelid and was sort of stuck.

well, that moment pretty well sucked.

after removing the coat hanger, we jumped in the car to get to the ER — and were discharged about an hour later with no ill effects, except for a grouchy sam. happily no scratches on his eye or eyelid, no punctures through his eyelid.

and today he woke up this morning his normal happy self with no obvious affects at all.

and we all learned a valuable lesson while mom was out yesterday: coat hangers don’t belong in your eye.

here ends the lesson.