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		<title>w00t!</title>
		<link>http://john.jubjubs.net/2007/12/11/w00t/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 05:03:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hooray for w00t!! Suck it, facebook.]]></description>
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		<title>my favorite</title>
		<link>http://john.jubjubs.net/2007/11/15/my-favorite/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:19:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[my favorite, favorite new video. [kid cuteness alert: video is of our son and is probably not all that relevant to anyone but us.] i could watch this all day long. seems so happy. [warning: doesn't seem to load right on firefox 3 nightlies at present]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://gallery.mac.com/johnolilly#100135">my favorite, favorite new video</a>. [kid cuteness alert: video is of our son and is probably not all that relevant to anyone but us.] i could watch this all day long. seems so happy.</p>
<p>[warning: doesn't seem to load right on firefox 3 nightlies at present]</p>
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		<title>i loves my interweb</title>
		<link>http://john.jubjubs.net/2007/08/27/i-loves-my-interweb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 17:54:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i know i&#8217;m late on this, but holy cow this is fantastic.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i know i&#8217;m late on this, but holy cow this is fantastic.</p>
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		<title>Nerd Muppets</title>
		<link>http://john.jubjubs.net/2007/08/06/nerd-muppets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 23:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doesn&#8217;t get much better than this, really.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Doesn&#8217;t get much better than this, really.</p>
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		<title>Colbert @ D5</title>
		<link>http://john.jubjubs.net/2007/05/31/colbert-d5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 20:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Internets]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Great intro to the CEO of Viacom by Stephen Colbert at D5. Even a shout out to open source.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great intro to the CEO of Viacom by Stephen Colbert at D5. Even a shout out to open source.</p>
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		<title>that&#8217;s my boy</title>
		<link>http://john.jubjubs.net/2007/05/18/thats-my-boy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 21:21:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[for some reason, he loves gardening gloves (even while napping). goofy kid.]]></description>
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<p>for some reason, he loves gardening gloves (even while napping). goofy kid. <img src='http://john.jubjubs.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>New baby for Seal and supermodel Heidi Klum</title>
		<link>http://john.jubjubs.net/2006/11/24/new-baby-for-seal-and-supermodel-heidi-klum/</link>
		<comments>http://john.jubjubs.net/2006/11/24/new-baby-for-seal-and-supermodel-heidi-klum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2006 20:33:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Has to be my favorite headline of the day. Probably my favorite since the first announcement of OJ&#8217;s book. (as an aside, I&#8217;m incredibly disappointed in Rupert Murdoch. he was coming along so well.)]]></description>
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Has to be my <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/11/23/people.klum.reut/index.html">favorite headline</a> of the day. Probably my favorite since the first announcement of <a href="http://johnolilly.typepad.com/blog/2006/11/oj.html">OJ&#8217;s book</a>. (as an aside, I&#8217;m incredibly disappointed in Rupert Murdoch. he was coming along so well.)</p>
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		<title>OJ</title>
		<link>http://john.jubjubs.net/2006/11/15/oj/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2006 17:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[um, what? among the weirdest things ever.]]></description>
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um, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/15/simpsoninterview.ap/index.html">what</a>? among the weirdest things ever.</p>
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		<title>creepiest picture ever.</title>
		<link>http://john.jubjubs.net/2006/11/13/creepiest-picture-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 15:45:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m just sayin&#8217;. creepy.]]></description>
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i&#8217;m just sayin&#8217;. creepy.
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		<title>Giant bug terrorizing Germany</title>
		<link>http://john.jubjubs.net/2006/09/28/giant-bug-terrorizing-germany/</link>
		<comments>http://john.jubjubs.net/2006/09/28/giant-bug-terrorizing-germany/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:57:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is fantastic. I love the web.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://google.blognewschannel.com/index.php/archives/2006/09/28/google-maps-spots-giant-bug-terrorizing-germany">This</a> is fantastic. I love the web. <img src='http://john.jubjubs.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>pong</title>
		<link>http://john.jubjubs.net/2006/06/22/pong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 18:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Silicon Valley is so great. A couple of weeks ago, I wanted to sell our old CRT television, so I put up a listing on Craig&#8217;s List. Within 2 hours, I had eight offers for it, so I just got back in touch with the quickest response &#8212; a guy named Bob Brown, who lives [...]]]></description>
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Silicon Valley is so great. A couple of weeks ago, I wanted to sell our old CRT television, so I put up a listing on Craig&#8217;s List. Within 2 hours, I had <em>eight</em> offers for it, so I just got back in touch with the quickest response &#8212; a guy named Bob Brown, who lives in Los Altos.
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Anyway, he came over &#8212; the TV was in our garage, so I couldn&#8217;t really plug it into a video source, but asked he wanted me to turn it on &#8212; he said: &#8220;Sure, might as well see the raster.&#8221; My nerd antennae went up just a little bit. (To be honest, that&#8217;s not a terribly unusual thing to hear in SV, just moderately.)
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Then he mentioned he had recently bought a TV for his son that he had fixed up (&#8220;it was just a bum IC &#8212; easy to fix.&#8221;) Right.
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&#8220;What&#8217;s your background?&#8221; I asked. Electrical Engineer. Well, duh. Stanford guy. Worked for Atari. Oh, and he <em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pong">invented Pong</a></em>. Right. Cool!
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He didn&#8217;t actually invent Pong, but he&#8217;s the engineering lead who took it from being a stand up arcade game to being the game with paddles that we all had in our houses. We talked for a while about Breakout, my favorite (him: &#8220;&#8230;and then when you broke through to the top of the blocks &#8212; orgasmic!&#8221;)
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Great, fun conversation. Totally blown away by the guy. And I avoided asking him the &#8220;how much LSD did it take&#8221; question that kept trying to get out.
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So Silicon Valley is great that way. You never know who&#8217;s going to buy your old $50 television.</p>
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		<title>Weird! Google Tooth</title>
		<link>http://john.jubjubs.net/2005/10/11/weird-google-tooth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 03:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[update: this looks like it&#8217;s a hoax. pretty good joke. &#8212;- I&#8217;ve got a bunch of posts queued up before this one, but I just had to write because it&#8217;s about the strangest thing I&#8217;ve seen lately (and since I&#8217;ve started at Mozilla working on consumer Internet stuff, I&#8217;ve seen a lot of strange things.) [...]]]></description>
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<p>update: this looks like it&#8217;s a hoax. pretty good joke.</p>
<p>&#8212;-</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve got a bunch of posts queued up before this one, but I just had to write because it&#8217;s about the strangest thing I&#8217;ve seen lately (and since I&#8217;ve started at Mozilla working on consumer Internet stuff, I&#8217;ve seen a lot of strange things.)</p>
<p><a href="http://googletooth.blogspot.com/">Google apparently has their own on-site dentist, who lives there all the time.</a> Weird. Cracks me up. How could this possibly look excessive a few years from now??</p>
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		<title>Read this: KlepBlog</title>
		<link>http://john.jubjubs.net/2005/09/10/read-this-klepblog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2005 16:18:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was catching up on some blog reading during a sleepy-time nap for Sam &#38; caught up&#160; on my friend Scott Kleper&#8217;s blog. Really liked his latest post about personal finance. Everyone should take a look.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was catching up on some blog reading during a sleepy-time nap for Sam &amp; caught up&nbsp; on my friend Scott Kleper&#8217;s blog. Really liked his <a href="http://www.scottkleper.com/wordpress/?p=22">latest post about personal finance</a>. Everyone should take a look. </p>
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